"I want brownies."
"Do you want ice cream?"
"No. Yuck. Sick. I'm so over ice cream. I don't like ice cream anymore."
"Okay. (trying to keep a straight face) I'll get brownies."
"I want ones with frosting."
"Okay - chocolate, or cream cheese?"
"They ALL have chocolate frosting."
"Well, actually, some people make them with creme cheese or butter cream frosting."
"Yea. Well those people should be tied up and shot."
I get to the store. I pick up frosted brownies and chocolate fudge ice cream (sometimes I know her better than she does). I go to the check out lane. Dead serious here. Dude in front of me has two cartons of Ben and Jerry's, a bottle of Midol, and a bottle of wine.
"Dude, we are so in the same boat."
(He looks at my order.) "Yea. It's pretty bad."
"Good luck, man."
"You to."
