In a blender, puree
3 rotten eggs
1 fresh trout
1 cup mayo
1/2 cup buttermilk
1 tbsp cumin
Feed mixture to a sick stray dog and wait for it to vomit.
Gather the vomit into a tupperware container and cover.
Store container in a hothouse for three months.
I don't really know what you will end up with, but I promise that it isn't going to smell as bad as one of Matt's farts.
7 comments:
Ooooh, anyone up for a little Dutch Oven?
Yup that's my husband. He's all mine. I am so sad you had to experiance Matt's farts. :(
And Heidi... i have had the pleasure of a dutch oven from my husband. The worst is when he farted in the car, in the middle of summer, put the window lock on and turn on the heater full blast. :(
It really must be love.
We could have a little contest between Matt and some other notorious FCC staff member!!!!!
Of course, paramedics would need to be on standby!
i'm awesome!
awesome? not sure about that matt.
no wonder you and curtis get along so well.
Christie...believe it or not Don's referring to Scott Roderick. Either way...ew. My stomach doesn't feel so good after reading this post.
Thanks Kurt.
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