You expect me to sit here and smile for nothin'? Can't you do something about the sun in shining in my eye? Where's my freakin' entourage? I asked for apple juice like 20 minutes ago. Do you know how long 20 minutes is to someone my age? Do you know who I am? Do you KNOW who I am?
Really, I'm about to run and you pull out the camera. Are you underestimating me? Is this all I get, I am seriously going to run and you put that big camera in front of you knowing I am going to run. No respect, no respect.
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um dad...why are you dressing me like you? a tie? really? where is my button up polo? oh...and i just pooped my pants.
You expect me to sit here and smile for nothin'? Can't you do something about the sun in shining in my eye? Where's my freakin' entourage? I asked for apple juice like 20 minutes ago. Do you know how long 20 minutes is to someone my age? Do you know who I am? Do you KNOW who I am?
Brad Pitt? Who needs Brad Pitt, baby? You've got Jack!
Really, I'm about to run and you pull out the camera. Are you underestimating me? Is this all I get, I am seriously going to run and you put that big camera in front of you knowing I am going to run. No respect, no respect.
I was the understudy for the part of "Mary" in There's something about Mary
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What do I win?
I think Mike wins.
Mike totally wins.
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